rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

(via optimistfeminist)

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via thewomvn)

Andrew Sisters - Hold Tight (Sea Food Mama)

So this song is apparently NOT about eating fish, but eating something else entirely. I think Beyoncé called it “skittles”. 

I like oysters, lobsters too
I like my tasty butter fish, Joe
When I come home late at night
Drip, drip, dripin’ on the window pane


The song was popular in the 30’s but was banned because officials caught up with the lingo

Hack Into Broad City - Breakfast of Champions

I missed Abbi and Ilana <3

I love how they wanna make me do nothing productive. 

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(via thewomvn)

It seems they made Tumblr into a book.

It seems they made Tumblr into a book.

Did u guys know that “bugger” used to be an extremely bad and hostile word for “gay”, especially in England. Maybe native speakers know this but it was news to me. Language is weird.

martian-ambassador:

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush


Before this post I was freaking out about my date. All better.

martian-ambassador:

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

Before this post I was freaking out about my date. All better.

I lied to my roommate that I’ve only seen like a few episodes of In The Flesh so I can watch all of them again with her. Genius.

kingshezza:

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kingshezza:

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via benedicttcumberbatchh)

Dash did this.

Dash did this.

(Source: im-sherlocked, via thewomvn)

mapsontheweb:

Literary map of London
twogunsalute:

Characters from over 250 novels plotted in the parts of London they either called home or spent a lot of time. Designed by graphic artist Dex working with interior designer Anna Burles.



So cool

mapsontheweb:

Literary map of London

twogunsalute:

Characters from over 250 novels plotted in the parts of London they either called home or spent a lot of time. Designed by graphic artist Dex working with interior designer Anna Burles.

So cool

(Source: i100.independent.co.uk, via rox712)

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

(via klissme)

But how the fuck did humans only get around to discovering Dinosaur bones in the late 19th century?